And the good ol' Midwest in general...where beer is a food group!
Seriously though...Wisco, nice going!
In the interest of being "fair and balanced" I offer a little Yin to our Yang today...or perhaps a little gin in your Tang:
Former pony-tailed hard ass/cool headed eastern philosopher/celebrity douche: Steven Seagal
Now pretends he is a cop on the most boring reality TV show ever... since that one that was on right before it.