With a lot of the holidays now behind us and some just beginning (to all you celebrating the first day of Kwanzaa today: “Habari gani?”), now seems like as good a time as any to tell about stuff that just came into stock.
Maybe you got a gift you don’t really care for this week and want to return it. Once you have that cash in hand, grab yourself one of our new “Unfair Advantage” or “Kill Your Television” shirt. The “Unfair Advantage” shirt is reprint of an old favorite and “Kill Your Television” is the perfect garb for binging Fuller House and other garbage as that New Year’s resolution gym membership sits idle. New Year, New You amirite? Both shirts are available in women’s and men’s cuts.
Black Krampus Bikes Back in Stock!
Maybe all of your friends and relatives really dropped the ball this year and you ended up with a bunch of trash ass presents that you’ll never use. It’s like, seriously, do they even know you? Anyway, return that whole pile and get yourself a shiny new black Krampus.
Hot off the presses is the latest issue of the Intelligencer. This one is a look back at some of the neat places we had the privilege and opportunity to ride this year with a heavy lean towards riding loaded. The best part is these is that they’re free.99 so if you count yourself amongst that small minority that actually got everything you wanted this holiday season, you can still get an Intelligencer without having to return any of your precious loot.
That’s all for now. We’ll keep you in the loop when more things you should buy come into stock. Until then, here’s a video of Mutoid Man and Mlny from Royal Thunder covering a Miley Cyrus song. I didn’t think I’d like it, and yet here we are… If you like this one, you should also check out the same lineup covering Ace of Spades. And speaking of Motörhead, check back on Thursday for a special blog that has nothing to do with bikes or Surly but everything with Lemmy.
**One thing to note is that all of the above information relates to domestic inventory only. International inventory will vary by distributor.