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im - 10/05/2006 07:25:00 PM

Oh Snack. Oh, Snack. The word for you that I am thinking right now can be extracted from a quote from Cartman's mom. Set your wayback pop culture machines to early South Park: "I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight." Now then: what was Kitty being that caused Cartman's mom to say this? Chew on that. K. Bloggins -----
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About Chest Rockwell

When not writing some of the words that Surly uses to convey information about their products and life position, Chest enjoys a stunning array of adventurous and rewarding endeavors. He is an internationally known entrepreneur and businessman, an award-winning architect, and has trekked the perimeter of China, unsupported, overland on bicycle, on foot, and on skis. He fluently speaks eight languages, including Icelandic, which is considered to be one of the world's most difficult languages to master. He is an avid skydiver. He designs spacecraft for NASA. He has been in no less than twenty-one feature films and is considered the world's leading authority on the healing properties of snake venom. He has built a popular reputation as a funnyman, appearing in cameo roles on various popular television shows primarily in the U.S., Europe, and Japan, and is the author of sixteen books about achieving one's potential. He is a motivational speaker drawing on his experiences in combat, for which he was awarded two purple hearts, and is a personal life coach to celebrities and notable figures worldwide. In his spare time he enjoys music, bicycles, writing, and spending time with his family. In other words, he's totally perfect, so don’t worry about it.

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im - 10/05/2006 05:56:00…

Bloggins Cuts It At Kona Bowl Check this video out. Mr. Bloggins showed up in style at Kona Bowl last week. We haven't seen him since, although Andy has reported in for work. I sure wish Bloggins would come around a bit more often. Grayboy and the Blakester make cameos…

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