United States


GUEST BLOG From Our Friend Tony

And now, a word from Tony:

As some of you may have noticed, there’s a new Surly tool pouch.  You know, for carrying things like bike tools or tools for accomplishing other life goals.  Now I know you’re asking yourself, “Self, just how much crap can I actually fit in that thing?”

Flat dimensions: 7.5 x 6.5”

Round one: The Basics

Tire lever, multi tool, patch kit, 2 - 16g cartridges + micro inflator, tire boots, 700 x 28-32, sweat-rag/loincloth/grease-towel

Round two: Don’t tell Ma

100ft of 550 paracord, an emergency blanket, pocket knife and fire steel.

Round Three: Build your own Saturday night

One 4, one 6, two 10, one 12 and one TWENTY-sided die. Two 12 ouncers.

 Nothing ole’ junk strap can’t handle.

Round Four: Sunday Brunch
60 Almost completely intact saltine crackers.

Well, hope my little visual walk through was helpful. If not, well, you can always buy one yourself and

send over some photos of what you’ve crammed in there.

Til next time,


About Sleazebot3000

Part bicycle, part random porn generator, Sleezebot3000 is a marketing supercomputer which sexualizes even the most trivial details of bikedom in pursuit of the allmighty dollar. Sure it likes bike porn. It likes all kinds of porn. Sleezebot3000 knows what sells. Sleazebot3000 is recently divorced from Di2 and is currently looking for what's coming, but you never see that do you?

Continued Bloggage

Das GroƟ Krampus Dump

  The Holidays reminds me of all the long email chains that went around the office discussing the merits and faults of naming the bike after an anthropomorphic folklore figure. We had some interesting discussions about that one for sure. After we launched, we received some feedback in various forms of, "Wow…

Read More

Welcome to Dumpville

  Just a bit outside of Surlyville is the township of Dumpville. Pretty cool place where you can see all kinds of Surly's put together in all kinds of ways in all kinds of places by all kinds of people. Come on along and see for yourself.  Somewhere, South Korea…

Read More