Our phones have been jacked for a bit. The option to leave a voice mail was not there, now it is.
People have been beaten, nerds were enslaved, new punishments were invented, whips were cracked.
Now everything is better.
Call us. We'll chat.
We get a lot of email every day and we try to answer every one of them, no matter how stupid they are. Your emails arent stupid, I'm talking about the ones from that other guy. It seems as though most of the emails are people asking us what size bike/frame they should buy. Those emails (for the most part) will look something like this: “Derby, I love your bikes! I own 35 of them right now. I would like to buy one of your new Excavators but I can’t figure out what size to get. I have a…