Hip Flask

Hey mang! I’m Flasky! You know, wherever I go, people are always saying to me, “Flasky, you’re a good friend. You keep me warm when I’m cold, loose when I’m tight, and twirling when I should be sleeping.” Hey, I try! But I want people to know how tough I am! Not even a dog can hurt me! Well maybe a dog could, I don’t know, like if it was maybe a pit-bull or something. Especially an alcoholic pit-bull who hadn’t had a drink in a while. But still, I’m pretty tough cuz I’m stainless steel. I don’t rust and I don’t trap flavors like plastic. That way, your gin don’t taste like your juice. I’m a good size too; more than enough but never too much, except sometimes. So yeah, that’s me. Let’s go for a ride. Right now. C’mon, don’t be stuck up.