I know what you’re saying;  the 1X1 is old, don’t you have a bunch of awesome new all terrain and off-road bikes that you could be ripping around on instead of that old dinosaur?   Also, you’re probably saying, what the f#ck are the river bottoms?   Maybe you’re not saying any of those things, but in my head you are, so I’ll begin by addressing your second question. The river bottoms are just what they sound like.  It’s a bunch of trails in Minneapolis that runs along the Minnesota and Mississippi rivers.  They flood out when the rivers get…