What month is this?
Do you like Surly?
Do you live in The USA?
Are you a fan of numbers?
Have you ever wondered what month it is?
Do you have a hard time remembering what year it is?
Would you like a free Surly calendar?
If you answered yes to at least 6 of the above questions then I’ve got a deal for you.
Follow these simple steps to get your very own Surly calendar sent right to your door via USPS. All you pay for is the postage.
1. Get an envelope no larger than 15” x 12” x ¾” no smaller than 8.5” x 11” x 12”
2. Write the address you’d like us to ship the calendar to on the envelope
3. Place $3.25 worth of postage on the envelope
4. Place that envelope inside another envelope and mail it to:
6400 West 105th St
Bloomington, MN 55438
Don’t send us money for postage because we’ll just spend it on beer.
Seriously; don’t send us money.
This offer is good for the first 1000 people who followed the above instructions correctly.
Thank you for calling,