Just Throwin’ this Out There

Here's a few things that I've just accepted as truth over the years:

• The decline of the bench seat marked the decline of society.
• Belly button lint is blue no matter what color shirt you wear.
• Never try to stay dry at a pool party.
• It doesn’t lightning in the winter.
• Life’s better if you make a little room for magic from time to time.
• Van Halen’s Van Halen came out in early 1978.  Think about that for a minute.
• Truckers don’t like being passed on the right.
• Casing a jump is better than rolling it.  For the soul anyways.
• The person who is right and the person being stubborn are rarely the same person.
• Purple popsicles are rock hard compared to all the other colors at the same temperature.
• You’ve got a short time between when a t-shirt becomes comfortable and when you lose or ruin it.
• Show me a woodworker and I’ll show you someone who hates sawdust.
• If you waited thirty minutes for that pizza to cook, you can wait another five for it to cool down.
• Using the wrong bait only wastes your time and annoys the fish.
• Black Sabbath sold their soul for Rock & Roll.
• Animals and people rarely share the same problems.
• If an ice cream shop doesn’t have chocolate chip, you’re in the wrong place.
• Some things need to be taken seriously, and those things are few and far between.
• Plumb is always plumb and level is always level everywhere I’ve been.
• Whatever it is you’re good at, there’s somebody out there better than you at it.
• If you take it easy on someone who is operating out of their element, there’s a good chance they’ll do the same for you some time down the road.
• Spend the money and get the good one.
• When a blues singer fires up an upbeat song, better stick around for the whole thing: