Hi I’m Phil and I’m a breeder.  Some of you may be breeders too and you may relate to my dilemma.  If you aren’t a breeder, don’t tune out because someday you may also succumb to the natural laws of nature to breed and the information you gleam from this post may prove beneficial in your future endeavors… My daughter, like most kids her age, very much likes to read books and listen to bedtime stories.  Well, I have found that these stories were initially a fond reminder to my personal days of yore but after like the 500th…