Every year our extended clan unites in a suitable bike-friendly location to hang out for a long weekend and tool around on two-wheelers. That provides fun for the kids, parents and grandparents alike. It's pretty cool that I dig my in-laws, so this trip is something I generally look forward to. This year we downscaled a bit and eschewed meeting in a “bike destination town,” usually meaning somewhere in SE Minnesota or across the river in Wisconsin. Instead, everyone elected to come north from Iowa to the SixOneTwo. Maybe we brag on our trails and easily accessible bike trips too much. All of a sudden we were put on the spot and had to come up with a plan. A number of Minneapolis cyclists have discovered a spot west of the city – a quaint campground tucked away in Carver Park Reserve. We began making this destination a once or twice-a-year family trip a few seasons ago. The 25-mile voyage is almost entirely comprised of dedicated bike paths. The trail (an old rail bed) bee lines through dense canopy, marshy wetlands and prairie while passing through a few cool old towns that have been progressively sucked into the ‘burbs. But from the trail, you'd hardly know it. It's very scenic, peaceful riding. We pitched the idea to the family. They took the bait. A plan was hatched and the days crossed off until it was time to get into gear. Half the clan made it clear they weren't into camping and opted to book a nearby hotel instead. We stuck to our guns and had no intention of missing the real adventure of our urban excursion – loading everything onto bikes and getting there under our own power. Now, our immediate family situation has grown a bit since we last pulled this off. Specifically we have an extra kid and all her attendant trappings to add into the mix. But the last time we made this trip the Big Dummy hadn't yet been introduced. Problem solved. Implying, perhaps, there'd never really been a problem in the first place, merely a misperception. Basically we had two adult engines, four-year-old and one-year-old living cargo units, clothing, tent, sleeping bags and pads, as well as complete camp hardware for four. And all of it had to fit on two bikes. No issue. We had some room left over. Hell, I even packed a hammock, a rain tarp, two backpacking stoves with fuel AND threw in a 10” cast iron Dutch oven to flaunt the load hauling capabilities of my rig. Don't forget the camp axe, a kite, extra shoes, swimming trunks and a couple of books. Ready to roll ... “The Rig” was my Dummy with Burley attached – a vehicle with combined length only 1 foot shorter than our aging Subaru wagon. This bike/trailer combo afforded accommodation for both kids at once (one in the trailer and one on the Snapdeck). I have a Nice Rack installed up front that held two lighter panniers (clothing, sleeping bag) and a rack-top trunk bag for quick access stuff like first aid, sunscreen and repair kit. Out back I mounted one Adventure Rack on the non-drive side for panniers (kitchen gear and sleeping bags) and the standard Freeloader on the drive side with a Wideloader to stabilize the tent and other gear bags we'd rearrange depending on necessary kid seating. The Wideloader also served to haul firewood once we hit camp. Mom has a rear-mount child carrier on her bike. That allowed us to rotate kids for napping, or to give them a change of scenery when they got cranky. In order to keep a spot open I'd shuffle the forward pannier when needed allowing our oldest girl a perfect seat with generous leg room atop the deck. Her chair was augmented by a homemade backrest – three sleeping pads lashed lengthwise. The Dutch oven, diaper bag and some food and beer we picked up along the way fit perfectly in the back of the Burley. All Mom had to carry was two clothing bags in a BOB trailer and either a kid or a pannier in the rear kid seat. I could have fit it all on the Dummy, and would have done so if only for reasons of pure bravado. But she wanted to do her part. Plus she typically has a knack for keeping me from doing foolish things for no good reason. Deluxe seating with a questionable view. With all the gear loaded I have to admit I was a bit skeptical how enjoyable the ride would be. As I straddled the bike and gave our oldest daughter the cue to climb on, the weight on the front fork was what I noticed the most. But as soon as we pushed off into the alley and onto the street I had the same conclusion I always do when I load the Dummy in some funky new and crazy way – it can handle it. And not just handle it okay, but handle it in style. When we turned onto the open bike path I was also impressed with the speed I could carry. A slight, mostly favorable wind helped a bit, but I could easily crank the 200+lbs of kids and gear along at an average of 13-14mph. The look on other cyclists' faces as we rang our bells and maneuvered the human-powered land train around them was priceless. We made it to the campground without a hitch. Once camp was firmly staked down, the Dummy didn't stay parked for long. I used it to take the kids and Mom for laps around the grounds, fetch water, tote wood and pedal 16 miles round trip to restock food and beverages halfway through the weekend. Other campers stared, many even commented and I was happy to discuss the bike with them. I'm sure more than a few were a little freaked out. Perhaps some even thought it was silly.

Convertible family van.

Then again lots of things never cease to amaze me when I spend a few nights at a drive-in campground. I am accustomed to and prefer backcountry experiences. But I am in love with camp life and the art of running a camp, so I'll pursue those tasks in almost any spot where I can pitch a shelter, cook over and tend a fire. Everyone else around us might have had the impression they were camping, but few really seemed to embrace it. How can you when you center your existence around something as unnatural, technology-driven and wasteful as an automobile? I'd rise early and get the kettle going. Inevitably a few cars would crank up, campers would drive out and 20 minutes later return with disposable coffee cups and donuts or fast food they'd fetched in town for breakfast. Our neighbors slept in their cars. The party across the way appeared to drive home for the night and return the following day to play cards and sit by the fire for a few hours before driving home again to a familiar bed. Everyone around us used their cars countless times per day for something or other. Maybe I should lighten up. But I'd take a stab that these words don't ring hollow among the Surly blog audience – plain and simple, there's merit in creating an adventure for the sake of an adventure. And achieving that requires a moderate amount of challenge. Getting to a campground in a car is not a challenge (unless packing a trunk tends to freak you out). But getting the whole family there by bike presented some logistical speed bumps. In the end everything fit on the bikes. We belched no carbon into the atmosphere, got a little exercise and created an experience for the kids that was much more fun than being strapped into a car seat for an hour or so. Not only did everything get there aboard bikes, but everything we needed for the whole weekend could be obtained aboard the Dummy. Human-powered self containment – that's pretty sweet.

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How I Spent My Dirt Burger

I arrived home on Saturday evening to my beloved family, suddenly realizing that I had been on some magical journey, roused by my son asking me what the heck I'd been doing in Iowa. I suppose everyone who travels to Iowa gets asked this question upon their return, but my guess is that most of them spent their time sampling Amish churned butter and frolicking in fields of corn as tall as giants. Let's just say this was not my experience. I attended Dirk Diggler, the first ever bike event of any kind held in the state of Iowa. I wasn't even planning to go until, as if by some miracle, my lovely wife gave me what some fellers refer to as the "green light" late on Friday morning. Luckily, I had shown up for work prepared for this rare occasion, having snuck out to the garage the night before after putting the kids to bed to pack my bike and hobo sack. After pressuring Phil Raitt into abandoning his job duties and his family to attend this unholy event with me, we were headed south on hwy 52 for Decorah, arriving there at around 4:00. Needless to say our first stop was the Whippy Dip. We got word that a gathering of cyclists was assembled under a bridge down by the river, so we headed down there to find just that. Next thing I remember was this guy falling down in one particularly slippery patch of mud: Not long after, Johnny handed me my first cool one: Thank you Johnny... Then a chill of tomfoolery fell upon the gang, inspiring us to pose awkwardly whilst showing off our tattoos: Pie Plow materialized from a cloud of smoke with a big load of something (or was it just a dream?): I'm not saying there weren't some uncomfortable moments. Just sayin': These fellers looked lost: Oh yes, I mustn't forget that we rode our bikes. On trails. Really slow. Jesse rode the log without falling down: Dirty Cop Rode the trails and only fell down three times (but sadly not while I was taking photos): Boy howdy did we have us some fun! There are many other tales to be told, but alas this is about all I can squeeze out right now, so you'll just have to believe me when I say that no one got killed, although I can't say that they didn't come close. It's like my momma always said, "the sharpest light bulb don't fall far from the shed." I never did know what momma meant when she said that. -----

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The Dirt Burger is officially underway here in Decorah - sort of. Last night the first installment of yay-hoo behavior commenced with the early arrival of the pre-planning committee, T-Rock, B-Pauer, Pre-Nate-al, and R Dead-to-my-Hart (who wore his best Iowa camoflage - wife beater and no shoes). They showed up to put a scare into some local trout streams before the bike things happen. Although, after seeing the lights come on at the Corner Bar last night, I can't imagine that the local fish are in any great peril - at least not before noon. Things got off to a proper midwest start with a terrifying display of lightning and bucket-style downpours. Fortunately, growlers of IPA from the Town Hall were smuggled across the Iowa line and that made the "huddling under Rich's hammock" feel less unseemly. Bikes were assembled and the arduous 1.3 mile (how many kilometers is that Dave?) grind to T-Bock's was made under suddenly clearing skies. We LaBronned Peanuts into one another's Schmitty's ($5.50 a pitcher thank you) and the salty goodness didn't seem to adversely affect the "taste" one bit. Hell Bent for Trevor DJed in a fashion that will likely not soon be forgotten in this quiet town. Neil Diamond went straight into a Judas Priest set that shook the very foundations. Then it was on to the Haymarket (1.9 blocks) for some true local flavor. In true local style it was already closed. The Corner Bar (an additional 1.3 blocks) had to do and we had fun watching the oh-so-nearly-Amish T-slice get recruited for a game of tippy cup. We concurred that it's been a long time since any of us have needed some sort of challenge to increase the velocity of our drinking. I headed up the hill shortly after the air horn sounded its second blast and the lights revealed what we had truly stumbled upon. I'm pretty sure I gave the fellers the right directions back to the campground. Look for more updates as the weekend progresses. Or don't. -skip -----

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Please don't remember to not attend this event: -skip -----

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Friday's weather was perfect for a bike ride and an overnight stay by the river. I packed up the Long Haul Trucker with full panniers and the woodstove and attached Noah's Burley Piccolo to its Piccolo-compatible rear rack. On the way to our campsite, we happened upon two spots where mama snapping turtles were laying their eggs along the trail. They seemed too busy tending to their motherthy duties to really care about us. I told Noah that we should put on our fuzzy duckling sock puppets and wave them in front of the turtles' faces to entertain them while they labored in the dirt, but he wasn't buying it. The sun was getting close to the treeline, and coyotes were howling nearby as we agreed on an area to leave the trail and look for a place to make camp for the evening. As I was setting up the tent, the little dude's eyelids began to droop. A full day of school, riding 25km, and bushwhacking had wiped him out. After I got his pad inflated and his quilt laid out, he said he was "just going to take a little nap". Noah fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. I tried to wake him for a late snack. No dice. He was out for the night. Before retiring to my air mattress (Big Agnes Insulated Air Core...thumbs up), I spent the evening in a reflective tarp lean-to...set up to block the north wind and bounce heat back at me ... stoking the wood stove, cooking food, sipping tea, gazing at an almost-full moon, watching fireflies, listening to the critters, and thinking about stove improvements and primitive shelter designs. The rain started early Saturday morning. Our roomy shelter, a floorless single-pole GoLite Hex 3, allows us to camp rather comfortably regardless of the weather. We cooked and ate breakfast, packed up our stuff, and played 'Go Fish' in the tent while we waited for the rain to stop. Realizing it probably wasn't going to let up, we prepared for the weather at hand. Noah doesn't have good, dedicated rain gear...yet, so I layered him up in a combination of his clothes and my clothes and hoped it would be adequate to keep the rain out until we got home. We started off in good spirits. The trail was soft and slow, but we made decent progress as the rain continued. Three more mama snapping turtles were on the trail doing their thing that morning. After 12 kilometers, Noah was starting to suffer from the wet and cold conditions. He wasn't going to last another 13k in the continuing rain. But I knew that we could duck under the freeway bridge about a kilometer down the trail. To keep him going, I did my best to assure the wet rat that we were close to some relief from rain. When we reached the bridge, Noah helped me get a fire going. I usually let him start the fires now, so he can practice using the fire-starting tools...waterproof matches, butane lighter, flint/steel, or magnifying lens...from his ever-evolving survival kit. We quickly removed his wettest clothes and got him into some dry socks and a dry sweatshirt. The frowns quickly turned into smiles as he warmed up by the fire, sitting on a broken wooden chair, while waiting for his noodles and hot cocoa. Appropriately, we also made a hobo pie, on the fire, for dessert. Two hours passed under the bridge. We were warm and relatively dry, and we had some calories in us. Plus, the rain was letting up a bit. It was time to make the final push for home. Energized from our layover, we enjoyed the last leg of the ride. Noah and I arrived home about an hour after our departure from the bridge...wet, dirty, tired, and happy that we'd made the decision to play outside while most of the city hid from the elements. -----

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