We need to talk. I'm going to get this off my chest or else I will harbor resentment for something you probably aren't even aware you're doing (maybe not you, but someone you know). Unawareness is what mistakes are all about. I make mistakes all the time. I type too fast, don't proofread, etc. I get it. But seriously, when you use our name in print, like for an ad or something, try to get it right. Here is a short list of common errors. Print it out and keep it handy the next time you log on to praise…

Don't pick fights, but stand up for your rights. -----

Word-for-word parody of early 90s Susan Powter excercise video made by the utterly surreal Nagi Noda. More Nagi Noda: You're absolutely right. Go for a ride. -----

Curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to test the viability of using Co2 cartridges to fill Endomorph tires. So I fully deflated both Endomorphs on my Pug after last night's ride through the slush-filled park. Then, I used the entire contents of a 40 gram Genuine Innovations CO2 cylinder, with a Planet Bike Red Zeppelin inflator head, to put 6.5 PSI back into the rear tire. Two 16oz Planet Bike CO2 cartridges brought the front tire up to 6.5 PSI using the same inflator head. I prefer to run 18 – 20 PSI on the road, so…

Lay it down, clown. I think this event falls under the category of The Duck Getting It On With The Weasel, and that is one show you don't want to miss. If you live in, near, on, around, under, beside, toward, below, across, within or among Bellingham, WA, go to this event with your favorite sweetheart bicycle this weekend. Unless you are a drafty uptight codger you will have fun. I know this because I know one of the guys putting this on, and he knows a lot about having fun. And oh yeah: dress like a clown. Go Bozo,…