All right, now that we got that stuffy Bloggins guy outta here we're gonna do things a little different, give yinz some newz you can uze. Maybe they think they're the ones having fun off riding their bikes, dodging farm equipment and eating blowtorch-roasted pig chops. But, NO! The real action is going down at Surly HQ. Read on, you rascally minions: The spreadsheet artist formerly known as Hairy Jim brought donuts today -- good donuts, too. They were from The Baker's Wife and when donuts are that good one is compelled to use the more formal spelling of 'doughnuts',…