Where did you grow up?
South Minneapolis; Powderhorn Park, Alleys, Schoolyards.
Interests? Hobbies? Do you even have any?
Mushroom hunting, grim vinyl slabs of blackened forest metal, rock climbing, bike & motorcycle touring/camping, larynx shredding vokills, romance, films with sad endings.
Who do you think you are, anyway?
A stranger in a strange land.
Top ten factoids about you that even your co-workers may not know. Go.
Who or what influences your behavior and why?
Lovecraft, Herbert, Tolkien, Lynch, Cronenberg, Von Trier, Kurosawa, Jodorowsky.
What would you say your job is around here?
Reminder of lowest common denominator in any equation. Chrome bumper and knob polisher. Short guy perspective.
One sentence to say what you want to. Go.
One day it’s all going to end; prepare yourself.