Where did you grow up?
Waconia, MN — shooting location of the movie “Drop Dead Gorgeous”. If you look closely, you might be able to catch me creeping in the background as an extra during the parade scene.
What are your interests/hobbies?
Bikes (duh), cooking and eating good food, cooking and eating shitty food, enthusiastically petting dogs and cats, traveling, metal ranging from heavy to black, the great outdoors (the movie and the real thing), racing cyclocross for some reason, Coors Banquet
Who do you think you are, anyway?
I am the Sweetest of Beefs
Give me your top ten factoids about yourself that others may not realize.
Who or what influences your behavior and why?
My wife enables my terrible sense of humor and affinity for bad puns so I guess most of this is her fault.
What would you say your job is around here?
I write the bulk of the Surly propaganda that you read.
One sentence to say what you want to. Go.
Shoot for mediocrity — even if you miss, no one really expected much anyway.