Where did you grow up?
I growed up on a farm north of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. No jokes required there.
Interests? Hobbies? Do you even have any?
I like to hang out with my kid, ride bicycles, stalk trout with a stick and a string, play the banjer, and fix up the old home place.
Who do you think you are, anyway?
Top ten factoids about you that even your co-workers may not know. Go.
Who or what influences your behavior and why?
I come from a family where bicycling, politics, and shitty puns were important parts of life.
What would you say your job is around here?
Marketing. You know, making sure stuff is spelled write.
One sentence to say what you want to. Go.
Bikes are pretty ok.