Where did you grow up?
I am a green-card-carrying Canadian raised on the mean streets of Dallas, TX and somehow ended up in the sweet tundra of the USA.
Interests? Hobbies? Do you even have any?
Wheeled contraptions of various propulsions, chubby babies, fluffy puppies and pretty much anything old and worn.
Who do you think you are, anyway?
Someone just lucky enough not to get killed.
Top ten factoids about you that even your co-workers may not know. Go.
Who or what influences your behavior and why?
My desire to be entertained by life. I don’t believe there is a boring task just unimaginative doers.
What would you say your job is around here?
Herding cats. Field lieutenant in charge of reminding Surly people what they said they wanted to do 5 minutes ago, making the magic happen that gets dreamed up in the intergalactic, organizing the chaos, coordinating stickers and flags, throwing bread crumbs, resident Pain In The Ass, nag and worry wart. Sad but true. I figure out the shortest, most expeditious, detailed, well recorded path to completion for Surly marketing projects and keep the crew on that path. I get to hold the whip.
One sentence to say what you want to. Go.
Well, here’s another fine mess I’ve gotten me into.